A good friend of mine, and former Texan, told me as I was about to move south that she could never live in Texas again because of the BUGS. I didn’t think too much about it at the time – I thought she was just being “girly.” I should have taken her warning to heart.
This place must be heaven to an entomologist. There are SO MANY bugs here – of every shape, size, color, and species. There are butterflies and dragonflies, very noisy cicadas, and in very small numbers (so I’ve read) even fireflies. But there are also lots of nuisance bugs too. The kind you don’t want to be around.
At first, we bought some off-the-shelf bug spray. (Sorry to those that may be offended by the application of toxic chemicals, but we weren’t taking any chances on the organic crap.) We did want to be responsible exterminators, however, so we read the label first. It listed a variety of bugs on which it was effective, including “firebrats.” I had NO idea what a firebrat was. Well, now I know. Partly because I looked them up on the internet, and partly because I'd seen them in my house! For the uninitiated, a firebrat is much like a silverfish. And anyone that lives in Oregon is probably familiar silverfish. (And just why are they called silverfish? The name brings to mind visions of Coho or Chinook – not nasty little insects!)
But in reality, there are really only THREE major insect issues here: Cockroaches, mosquitoes, and fire ants.
Fire Ants are really an outside issue. They are tiny red ants that build big mounds of dirt – rather sandy looking – in your yard. If you should accidently stand too close, or mow over the top of them, you’re in for some serious discomfort. Their bites sting like heck, then itch, then turn into what looks like a pimple with a spot of pus on top. And rarely do you get just one bite – they travel in gangs. Nasty little critters.
Mosquitoes are also an outside issue. Even Oregonians know about them. It’s just that in Texas, they seem to be more abundant. So abundant in fact, that in many areas “vector control” trucks that drive through your neighborhood under of cover of darkness, spraying insecticide all over your community. One of the reasons we moved to Texas is for the weather – I just didn’t know that I would need to bathe in insecticide before I could enjoy my coffee on the patio! It seems I am the mosquito’s FAVORITE snack. They adore me! Some people say it’s because I’m so sweet. But then they laugh maniacally – so I’m pretty sure they are being sarcastic.

And then there is the cockroach. Oh the lovely, lowly, cockroach. Although cockroaches are BIG, they are basically harmless, with the exception that they can spread disease. (What kind of disease, I don’t know, but they travel through icky stuff, then spread it wherever they go.) But they don’t bite, or sting, or anything particularly aggressive like that. HOWEVER… anyone that has ever had a cockroach in their house knows – your basic, even primal response is to scream, run, panic, and in general act as if they can breathe fire or consume you in a single bite! And if TWO people see the same cockroach, the panic compounds exponentially. The usual method of extermination is to place a container (glass, jar, etc.) over them, slide a stiff paper underneath, then scoop them up and flush them down the toilet. Quickly! Before they climb out! The problem is that the critters move so quickly, it’s hard to get that container over them. I tried spraying one with (a lot of) RAID, but it didn’t really even slow down – and then it started charging me! I finally placed the whole can over the top of it and left it until morning. (Yes, it was deceased in the AM.) If you are lucky enough to just “watch” the response, and don’t have to be involved in the “capture” of the creature, it can be quite comical. Kind of like watching the Keystone Kops (for those of you that are old enough to remember them.) I’ve learned a lot about cockroaches since moving to Texas. Like I didn’t know that Palmetto bugs are really cockroaches – the flying kind. (Haven’t seen any of those yet, thank goodness.) And cockroaches “breathe” through their skin. Therefore, they can live for days even if they’ve been decapitated (OMG!) I’m happy to report that we’ve only had a few cockroaches in our house. But it was enough to sign up for regular pest control.
So there you have it. Maybe I should have started my blog with something more pleasant – like the Crepe Myrtle trees that bloom all summer long, or the tropical fruit and hibiscus that grow in my backyard. But no… I had to go straight to the bugs! I hoped you enjoyed my BUG-BLOG and will come back for more. -kk